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clown-dick:

why are 14 year olds complaining about being forever alone like my uncle is 45 and he’s still single and he just sits around the house all day watching cartoons and eating cereal like has the life

japcoregalore:

this is what happens when you put a highlighter in the microwave in case you were wondering. 

japcoregalore:

this is what happens when you put a highlighter in the microwave in case you were wondering. 

potterr:

i hate being tickled i do not think it is cute i do not think it is funny i will kick you in the fucking face

missiondistractkelly:


there is a banana in his republic

IT’S BACK

missiondistractkelly:

there is a banana in his republic

IT’S BACK

When someone wakes me up in the middle of a good dream

totally-relatable:

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Then when I try to sleep again to go back to my dream, but I cant:

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You can tell a lot about a person’s character by what they laugh at.
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puking:

life is hard when you’re shy and just below average looking

my dad: growing up is hard
my dad: first you believe in santa
my dad: then you don't believe in santa
my dad: then you are santa
my dad: then you look like santa
Teacher: Don't wait until the last minute to do this assignment. Trust me you won't be able to do it and get a good grade.
Me: *pulls out large pile of papers that have good grades* let me explain you a thing.